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Johnny
Portland.
My fucking face

imnotgaybut20dollarsis20dollars:

I’m tryna be your dad: a tale told in two parts

The struggle becomes real the moment you have to pay your own damn electric bill

i want a supreme hat but i want it to say samurai instead

somewhere in the world a white girl is sitting in her room wishing she could use the n word without having to use the justification “its ok i have black friends”

aight nerds im out

How are mirrors real if our eyes dont exist?

rawdogqueen:

dumb

porn blogs are so abashidly and shamelessly publicly creepy and that makes me feel

i’m going to only listen to hair metal from now on

honestly i find tumblr so incredibly boring but its a great way to kill time and make me feel terrible about myself for killing time and not being productive or having a normal sleep schedule

cheap japanese beer tastes better than cheap american beer. mexican too. pretty much any other country makes a better cheap beer than america.

kirin ichiban

who the fuck

Sleeping problems? Just chug a 20 oz of beer at 4:30 in the morning to go to sleep ya turkey.

(Source: eightmelodies)

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

(Source: poochcrew)